Carrie’s guardian angel, Debriel, has been protecting her from, well, nothing much for the past eight years. Frankly, she’s bored with the assignment. Craving action and adventure, she leaves her charge sleeping safely as usual in bed while she goes before the Archangel Michael to request reassignment. Michael says he will work on getting Debriel transferred tomorrow.
Debriel returns just in time to see aliens fly away with Carrie in their cargo hold. The-monster-under-the-bed chuckles and Debriel kicks its tentacle. Just then, the ghost of Carrie’s grandmother throws open the door, returned from a shopping trip to the grand opening of the new Underworld Mall.
“Where’s Carrie?” Grandmother demands.