It has been 7 days since I was elected Superior Minister of the Republic of Kalimongo. This was not at all what I wanted. I did it for the publicity, to promote the new season of my next TV show. I need to find a way out of this. Trust me, I’m as shocked as anyone that this happened. I didn’t expect to win. I said the most horrible things to get attention. Well, some of it I meant, but some of it was designed to grab the TV time. What do I do now? How do I get out of this?